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Ticci Toby General Headcannons

Summary: Basic, SFW, and NSFW head-cannons. My personal thoughts, feelings, and opinions about Toby as a character.

TW: NSFW below the cut, minors dni! Above the cut is sfw!

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Basic:

- Even though he is socially awkward and tense, he’s a master at people watching. Can read a room and know more details about a person within seconds of watching them interact.

- Likes his alone time.

- He would probably say Tim and Brian are his closest friends, the same can’t be said about Masky and Hoodie, however.

- A pro at zoning out. Takes you waving your hand in his face before he snaps back.

- Bipolar? More-so emotional switch. Tends to be soft-spoken and awkward, trying his best to keep conversation while fidgeting his hands, looking anywhere but at your face. Otherwise, he’s an in-your-face, aggressive, no emotional resistance when that flip is switched. Lots of teeth gritting and yelling, swings his ax around like it’s a toy to intimidate. It takes a lot for him to get to that point, but it takes double the time for him to come back down from it.

- Not easily scared. Will throw himself into a fight and come out victorious somehow.

- Sleeper build. Wears lots of baggy clothing and layers so you can’t tell, but secretly he’s jacked. He may look scrawny, but don’t be fooled. Really strong shoulder and chest muscles from dually swinging his ax and dragging bodies around. He doesn’t think it’s all that impressive. Wishes he was bigger.

- The worst posture you’ve ever seen.

- Let his facial hair grow out from time to time. Thinks it makes him look too mature, but appreciates the compliments he gets.

- Has a secret hobby of playing a guitar he found on a mission. His tics mess him up a lot, but it’s worth the trip out deeper into the woods where no one can hear to practice a little.

- A little shit.

- Hates the heat. Would rather freeze to death than spend one moment in the too hot sun. Favorite season is late fall, around the first snowfall time.

- Big on territory. Never had privacy or respect as a kid so he values having his own things and belongs that nobody else can touch.

- Definitely shy, but not in the “UwU” way, in the “Can you get this from the gas station for me? The girl in there looks mean.”

- Bites his nails, the skin around his nails, and his cuticles LIKE A MF.

- Very light sleeper. Unless he’s absolutely dead beat exhausted, he’ll wake up from just the floorboards creaking. Has to be physically exhausted to actually rest.

- When listening to music, he needs it as loud and close as possible. Headphones are a must and they must be at max. He wants to feel that bass.

- A stray animal lover, feels similar to them in a way.

- Breaks down a lot. Hard to console or even talk to in those moments but some time alone in his room will do the trick.

- Has the education level of a middle schooler.

- Enjoys Gorillaz, Rainbow Kitten Surprise, and surprisingly, older country artists like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. “Outlaw shit.”

Dating Him/SFW:

- “Love” “Y/N…” “Baby”

- Loves when he touches you and you don’t pull away. Like when his knee accidentally rests against yours or his elbow bumps your arm while sitting on the couch and you don’t tug away, just sitting there letting him rest. He gets all giddy.

- Playing with your hair. Currently trying to learn how to braid.

- “Wait. O- Okay, so, right th- then left? No? F- Fuck, okay…”

- Favorite sleeping position is with you wrapping around each other, legs and arms tangled together as he hooks his chin onto the top of your head, rubbing your back. Even though you both get extremely hot and sweaty after a while, Toby enjoys the moment before you eventually shove him off.

- Likes to feel your body weight on him, whether it’s laying or sitting, he just likes the pressure and warmth you give.

- Big on physical touch, could really care less if he’s mad or not, just needs to have some part of his body touching yours.

- You could wear or look like absolutely anything and he’d still think you’re the most gorgeous thing he’s ever seen.

- Loves how you smell after getting out of the shower, can’t get enough of it while he kisses your warm, damp skin.

- Loves the way it feels when you comb through his hair with your fingers, practically purrs as he melts into your warmth, angling his head so you have better access.

- An admirer for sure, stares even when you catch on, studying every freckle or sunspot on your cheek.

- Self conscious about being your boyfriend. In reality, he’s an amazing lover, but he’s been conditioned his whole life that he’s not good enough and that ideal carries over.

- Tried to lick you through the hole in his cheek once, you both freaked out.

- Sensitive to high stress situations or loud noises so constantly reaches for your hand or crams himself into your side to block out the panic he can feel oncoming. You really help.

- Slasher movie date nights are always a bust because he’ll describe just how inaccurate that blood splatter was, followed by what would actually happen in detail.

- “If he c- cut the arm like that, it wou- wouldn’t spray out that far. This g- guy doesn’t even l- look like he’s ever even he- held an ax before.”

- Didn’t have a favorite color until you told him yours. Says his is the same, just cause it’s your favorite.

- Very immature in the sense of relationship problems. He thinks everything can be solved if he just avoids it, and that includes you. It takes a lot of bickering and patience, but he’ll eventually get over himself and force a solution.

- Doesn’t open up about anything ever. You’ve gotta fight tooth and nail for him to even mention his mother’s name. Will tell you all about his latest mission, however, whether you want to hear or not.

- Throws things or hits you playfully just to turn around and go “Who did that??”

Dating Him/NSFW:

- Boobs. Tits. Breasts. He needs them in his palms immediately.

- A big biter. Will never bite hard enough to draw blood but gets so turned on at seeing his teeth marks in your skin. Big territory thing.

- “Mine. See, I m- marked ‘ya. You’re mine.”

- His dream is to fuck your tits, too shy to ask though.

- Always been a “jerk off as fast as you can” kind of guy, fisting his cock fast to just get off. So when you slowly slide down his cock for the first time, taking your time to adjust and grind your hips at a steady pace, he nearly cums on the spot from how overwhelming it is.

- Bisexual, definitely.

- Starts at a fast pace at first, thrusting and grinding until both of your hips hurt, but then slowly his pace changes, more intentional movements and sinking deeper, more focused on stretching you out then getting deep. Just wants to get you dizzy before he gives you the good stuff lol.

- “Th- That feel good? You’re sq- squeezin’ so tight, ah-”

- His fingernail imprints all over your skin from how hard he holds you.

- Pervert but not in a creepy way. Pervert as in gets a boner from just watching your ass as you walk across the room. Has to clench his fists every time you bend over or raise your shirt up. Can barely breathe if you’re showing too much skin.

- Not big on degradation, but is very big on affirmation, loves to be told he’s doing good.

- Secretly, sooooo secretly loves the idea of anal. For both you and him. He wants to be buried in your ass, your back laid into his chest as he shoves his fingers into your cunt, panting into your neck. But at the same time, wishes you would just read his mind and push your fingers into his, fisting his cock as you stretched him so well.

- Surprisingly, very flexible. Whatever position you’re in he can easily contort to get the best angle to sink his cock in.

- Jealousy sex. Another resident of the mansion catches your glance for too long and suddenly you’re shoved into the bathroom, pants at your ankles as the brunette swipes the pads of his fingers against your clit, biting against your shoulder as he ruts into your ass.

- “Mine, mine, m- mine, nobody els- else makes you feel this good. Right? R- Right? Yeah?”

- A WHINER. Grade A pro at burying his face into your neck/pillow/chest and just sobbing his pleasure through tears and moans. He’s so loud, obnoxiously groaning and huffing as you slap your hand over his mouth. It doesn’t help though, as soon as your hand pushes down his tongue is already out and licking your palms.

- You in his hoodie? Yeah, it’s the only thing you’re wearing while he snaps his hips, pushing your knees back as far as they’ll go to get even deeper, mewling about how good you look.

- Loves to sit back and watch you suck his cock, his fingers pushing strands of hair out of your face as you try to take it all in, eyes twitching the further down you get. He’s not insanely big, just lengthy enough to make you choke and reach all the best parts. Likes to put his goggles on your forehead and watch them dangle as you bob up and down.

- Cumming in you? No. Cumming on you? Every single time. Goes absolutely crazy when he sees his seed shot across your stomach or thighs, your flushed skin and post-orgasm twitches getting him so turned on he can’t focus.

- “You ju- just look so good… Couldn’t he- help myself, okay? Sorry… Can we, u- uh… Can we go ag- again?”

Thank you for reading!

Comments and reblogs are appreciated! 𐚁₊⊹

[orangeheliophile]

Habits, and how he acts in a relationship

Warnings: some cursing.

● He's a menace. You know that unicorn puppet in the Bluey show? Yeah, that's him. But more grumpy and demanding.

●He doesn't like physical touch from other people, but he's constantly clinging to you at every second of the day. Deal with it. He loves you, so he's going to suffocate you with his affection until you learn to love it.

●You both have a secret language, which mainly consists of grunts, mumbles, hums, and other sound verbs. Sometimes, you both just look at each other and can communicate that way. Body language is a part of it, too.

●You like to cuddle in weird positions. For instance, he could be laying on the floor like a starfish while you mirror him while laying on top of him. Basically, you both cuddle like orange cats. In the most weird but funny way possible. But you can cuddle like normal people do, but where's the fun in that?

●He has a habit of kissing your beauty marks/freckles. They're like tiny stars in his eyes because even if he won't admit it, you're his universe. (He'll rather die than tell you that sappy shit in person.)

●Of course, his main love language is physical touch, but he likes all the other ones too. He wants to make sure you're loved and feel loved in every way. He also completely melts when you make him a gift or compliment him.

●Since he secretly reads romance Mangas, he knows how to flirt with you and make you feel all giddy. He's Bakugou Katsuki. Of course, he's the best in everything. He's extremely confident in himself. (He practices it in his head about 50 times before even thinking of saying it to you. He's actually super nervous around you because you give him butterflies. )

●Speaking of butterflies, they're more like his AP shots filled with cuteness aggression. It's Bakugou. He does everything intensely. He just can't help it but feel his heart is about to explode with how much he loves and adores you.

●That doesn't stop him from being an annoying bastard, though. No wonder his mother was so eager not to have to deal with his ass anymore.

●He will bite you, give you sloppy wet kisses, demand head and back scratches, and will purposely lick your face just to annoy you. (He's a dog. The pomeranian hair and chihuahua attitude doesn't help at all.)

●And he DEMANDS that you compliment him and show him affection. He'll die if you don't. (He will literally lay face first onto the floor for hours if you ignore him.)

●You have a habit of fidgeting and getting random bursts of energy. He helps with that. Since you need something to fidgeting with and are a bit clingy, he's happy because he secretly adores physical touch. His heart melts whenever he sees you jump in joy or fidget out of excitement. You're his little ball of sunshine he never wants to share.

●He Daydreams about your future together. Such as becoming the best pro heroes together, getting married, and having kids. He's already picked out, baby names, and he smiles whenever he sees you gush at babies.

●He loves your laugh and smile. And if he has to do something ridiculous or something unusual, he'll do it. He will also purposely act sassy/have more attitude than usual to see that adorable smile of yours. (It happens often when he acts like a clingy gremlin.)

●Since he plays the drums, he will definitely play your favorite songs and learn to play other instruments for you. He plays the electric guitar and bass sometimes, too.

●When you're feeling sad/sick or look absolutely adorable, he will treat you like his precious baby angel girlfriend. (Because you are!) He will cook for you, cuddle you, give you massages, and do anything to make you happy and comfortable. (Acts of service is his second favorite love language.)

●He's extremely protective over you after the war. It doesn't matter if his arm is damaged or if his heart has a possibility of arrhythmia? He's using Sero's tape to duck tape himself to your hip. So you're literally stuck with him forever.

●He will definitely want to train with you, always pushing himself to be the best, but encouraging you to become an even better hero student than you already are.

●He secretly keeps a scrapbook of all your memories together. He doesn't normally take pictures, yet suddenly he's an expert photographer when he's taking pictures of you or things he knows you'll like. He also keeps a journal of everything about you. There's too much detail and sweet things that he has to write down because he can't contain himself! (He nerds out like Izuku when it comes to you. Don't tell him that.)

●If you're a foreigner, be ready for him to study everything about your culture. He will personally learn the language and become an expert in at least 2 months.

●Since he's going to become the best future, Number One Hero, that means having an extremely healthy diet and lifestyle. He's making you join him, of course. Be prepared for everything organic for the rest of your life!

●He's definitely dating to marry. This man knows what he wants. And he only wants you.

●He has a habit of wanting to feel your heartbeat in some way. He'll put his head on your chest or place his fingers on the pulse point on your wrist sometimes. It soothes him in a way, knowing that you're alive and real and not just a wonderful dream he's imagining.

●Head bumps and nose nuzzles. It's another habit he has. You know how cats hug by nuzzling their bodies onto something else? That's him. But in a more dramatic way. He can act like a cat or a dog, depending on his mood. Then again, Katsuki is his own species of animal.

●If you're insecure, prepare to be even more smothered by him and his clingyness. This man will not leave you alone until you realize how amazing you are. He will look at you like you're crazy if you deny it. He's always right. So if he says that you're the best and most incredible person he's ever met, believe it.

●When he gets upset or has a bad day, he won't say much. He'll just cling to you as you play with his hair and express how much you love him. He needs you. And you're more than welcome to be right there for him when he needs it.

●Whenever you're doing something, he always admires you. He will have the softest expression on his face and the most loving smile on his lips. His pupils dilate to the max, and those cherry red eyes will turn into hearts. Even if you're just breathing, he's already head over heels. And this won't stop even if you two are married and have a family.

●One last thing, he simply adores looking into your eyes. They're so... majestic. They have such a depth and color to him. He could stare into them for an eternity if he could. And you feel the same way. Those cherry red eyes of his shine like rubies in the sunlight. They're mesmerizing. He is mesmerizing.

[ghcstpyre]

What about some older Ted thoughts? Like 30-40 year old DILF!Ted!

send me a character and I'll give 5 headcanons about them!

oh dilf!ted, my beloved 😩👌 you are so real for this one

He's still always the first one to throw himself into the mosh pit at concerts! Ted gets super into it just as much as he did when he was younger. But he also takes care of people in the pit; catching those who fall, making sure people are hydrated because throwing yourself around against a bunch of other people can get hot and sweaty and it's easy to get lightheaded. He's designated Pit Dad and he loves it!

Ted keeps and displays every guitar he's ever owned. It's halfway between hoarding and collecting. Definitely calls them his babies. He has a whole wall in his house dedicated to displaying them all too and he's a pro at keeping them all in pristine condition. But that doesn't stop him from letting his loved ones have a go at playing them.

After mastering guitar, Ted learns how to play bass. I mean, his hands are so big, they're just too perfect to not hold a bass guitar. Obviously this earns him a ton of points with the Wyld Stallyns groupies. He prefers playing more bluesy tunes on his bass, but sometimes dabbles in funk too! Definitely does a collab bass album with Death at some point.

At some point he grows his hair longer, just past his shoulders, and shaves in one of those secret undercuts. It's like, his crisis he has after Death leaves the band, but goddamn he looks hot as hell when he ties it up in a bun or a ponytail. Oh.............now picture manbun undercut Ted, but this time with streaks of grey....hhhhhnngg 🤤

He absolutely adores showing you off as his babe whenever he gets the chance. He's Ted Theodore Logan of Wyld Stallyns, all the girls want him, but he only has eyes for you and wants the whole world to know it. He gushes about you in interviews, dedicates all his love songs to you when the band is on tour. Ted wears his love for you on his sleeve like a badge of honour.

[tnt-dynomite]

MORE Prime Defenders Band AU head cannons

- Ashe has a room in the house just like his dad but for his music, writing and recording

- Ashes room holds three gorgeous guitars he loves deeply but will never replace his prized bass

- Vyncents mom tried to teach him to play the harp,, it wasn't the best attempt but he bought a miniature one to practice whenever he misses home

- In Fauna Vyncent has a large collection of handcrafted instruments and when they went snagged a few to bring back to his new home

- Dakotas parents put him in drum lessons when he was little, he's sort of a pro :))

- Dakota is also learning keyboard from Vyncent, he's very excited

- Dakota wants to learn a wind instrument eventually but shhhh it's a secret

- William was a classics kid, his brother taught him the cello and he played it in his school orchestra program

- William also played the organ at his church before he stopped going in DeadWood

- David accidentally damaged Wills old acoustic guitar when slamming a door in an argument so he only has an electric guitar now

[pjsk-story-summaries]

Twilight Parade Event Story Summary

TL;DR: Shiho is still conflicted over whether or not she should accept STANDOUT's offer to be their new bassist. Iori gives her a ticket to their next show. However, Saki received tickets to go to Phoenix Wonderland from her brother earlier that same day.

Wonderlands x Showtime and Leo/need adventure around the park for the majority of the day. Ichika wants to try asking Nene for singing advice, but Nene is too shy to talk. They all have fun as a group, nevertheless.

Later in the evening, Wonderlands x Showtime performs a show highlighting Nene's singing skill. Ichika wants to learn how to sing like her even more now. Shiho, though, questions why Nene's performing on such a small stage with a voice like that. After the show, Shiho privately asks Nene that, to which she responds simply with "because she likes it here". Once Shiho leaves, Ichika finally manages to ask Nene to be her singing coach, to which she accepts.

Shiho feels even more conflicted now. On one hand, she still wants to go pro with her music. However, she knows the others don't share that dream, and she doesn't want to make them miss out on fun moments like these for it. Shiho goes to the STANDOUT concert that evening.

Fan translation (Arvon Oven) / Official English YouTube Upload

Chapter 1: Iori stops by Shiho's work again to ask if she'd reconsider the offer. Though Shiho refuses again, Iori notices hesitation in her response. She gives her tickets to STANDOUT's next show before leaving. Later, Shiho practices with the rest of her own band, helping each with their individual parts. They still have a long way to go, but are slowly improving.

Chapter 2: Rin and Nene practice singing in the park. Ichika ends up walking past as she practices. Enchanted by her voice, Ichika tries approaching, but Nene runs off.

When Saki arrives home, Tsukasa notices her tiredness and offers her four tickets to Phoenix Wonderland to share with the band, as well as an invitation to his upcoming show. She presents them to her friends the next day, and though Ichika and Honami are both excited, Shiho passes (it's the same day as the STANDOUT concert). However, Saki manages to convince her through limited edition Phenny merch.

Chapter 3: Though Nene's singing is great, Rin knows one more secret to make it even more sparkly. She runs behind her and pulls her face into a smile. Soon after, Tsukasa calls a team meeting, ecstatic over his sister's visit to the park. He wants this show to be their best yet.

Leo/need meet Tsukasa at the entrance. Though he's excited to introduce his troupe to Saki, his speech is cut short by Emu happily greeting her classmates. Ichika recognizes Nene from the park and tries to talk to her, but Nene hides behind Tsukasa. Emu decides to lead everyone around the park to have some fun before the show. As they walk, Rin sneaks in to talk to Nene. She wants her to try making some new friends today, even if it's scary.

Chapter 4: Tsukasa recalls embarrassing stories about Saki as they explore one of the older areas. Emu declares her dream for Phoenix Wonderland as one of smiles for everybody, and Ichika decides to make today a time to make good memories together (especially with Nene). They all decide to go to a haunted house.

Chapter 5: After the haunted house, Ichika notices a brand-new roller coaster, but Emu steers them towards one of the old ones instead. They go through various other rides too, like the teacups and other coasters.

While Tsukasa goes to get the group food, Leo/need discuss practices. Shiho tells them briefly about why she started playing bass and the girl band who's performances inspired her. She mentions going pro, which the others had never really considered before. Wonderlands x Showtime leave to prepare for their show.

Chapter 6: Leo/need arrive at the Wonder Stage for the show. Wonderlands x Showtime want this one to make them all smile after the more serious tone of their conversation earlier. The show begins with Robonene's song and dance, wowing the audience. However, Nene sings next, her song even better. Ichika wants to sing like Nene can, and Shiho wonders why she's on such a small stage with a voice like that.

Wonderlands x Showtime has to stay behind to clean up, so they let Leo/need go. Nene wants to say something to Ichika, but freezes up. However, Shiho decides to ask her a question instead.

Chapter 7: The rest of Leo/need and Wonderlands x Showtime leave Nene and Shiho to chat. Shiho praises Nene's skill, but asks why she then isn't in some larger theater troupe. Nene thinks back to the events of On This Holy Night, I Sing, where she smiles with her troupe after the show. Nene simply responds with "because she likes it here". Shiho understands- she wants to go pro, but loves performing with her friends, too.

Meanwhile, Ichika makes an excuse to run back to the stage and talk to Nene. She runs into Shiho leaving right as she reaches the Wonder Stage again.

Chapter 8: Ichika finally asks Nene for singing advice. She wants to get better for everyone's sake. Nene's touched that her singing was able to reach someone, so she agrees to coach her.

Saki thanks everyone for the fun day with some limited edition Phenny keychains. As Shiho puts hers in her bag, the ticket for STANDOUT's concert falls out. She brushes it off as just a gift from work. The others walk ahead, but Shiho's conflicted. She wants to go pro, but doesn't want to make the others miss out on fun like this for it. Honami questions if she's alright, but Shiho plays it off. That night, she goes to watch STANDOUT's show.

[atorchzagreusandtris]

I may or may not have made an entire AU surrounding Morro and a resurrection/redemption arc because let's be real Ninjago fans, Morro deserves it. The writers did him so fucking dirty.

I will eventually maybe be writing a fanfiction about this, but if anyone wants the rundown of my AU - most of the events pre-season 5 don't change, just get strung together a little better to make the plot flow more coherently. (Ie, the Ninja feeling creeped out in the Caves of Despair - the place where Morro died initially.)

Resurrection: It is around Day of the Departed when he is resurrected, though the Ninja don't find out he's alive until I want to say season 7. The Ninja think they see him in the distance but brush it off. There's no way, pfft, Morro is dead. The Cursed Realm is gone. Right? WRONG.

Redemption: While trying to figure out stuff about Krux and Acronix, not only do the Ninja find out that Morro has been alive, but that Morro has spent his new life living it the way he would have if Wu had never found him. He has a job and an apartment, he doesn't want to be a ninja. After everything Wu put him through... he just wants to be happy. He wants to live the life he never got to live. He doesn't care about being the Green Ninja anymore.

UNFORTUNATELY, the Ninja need as much help as they can to take down Krux and Acronix and are forced to try and get Morro's help. While there is a very VERY rocky start between the Ninja and Morro, they will eventually grow to trust them (Cole takes the longest surprisingly. It isn't until season 8/9 that he BEGINS to trust Morro)

Bass?: "But Tri where does this bass thing come from?"

Oh yeah either in Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu or VERY early Prime Empire - Jay and Cole accidentally introduce Morro to music and musical instruments. Morro falls in love with playing the bass and by the time of mid-Prime Empire, he's damn well near a pro at it to the point I already have a minigame planned for Morro to show off his skills with.

Souta?: It means "Sudden, sound of the wind" and "thick, big, great". It's a Japanese surname. Morro gave it to himself because he felt weird about the fact that everyone had surnames but himself. (And also he probably needed one for his job.)

Ghost Blade?: He may not be dead anymore, but because he WAS dead for so long, a lot of his energy is still connected to being dead, so bam. He can manifest a PHYSICAL ghost weapon. Might be a little OP, I don't care.

Also explains his gi, there are some changes to it BUT he remains very attached to his dead gi design + all gi designs I come up with for the different seasons will be based on his Possession gi. (the ninjargon letter M where his weird animal brooch used to be (which he wears on his shawl instead) pants/sleeves cutting off halfway down his calves/arms!)

Lloyd: Morro and Lloyd grow to see each other as brothers. Morro, having been in Lloyd's body and mind has a deeper understanding of him than anyone else could. Morro becomes VERY protective over Lloyd and due to this his relationship with Kai is one of the first ones he forms. Morro hates Wu and Misako (and S8+ Garmadon) for the way they've treated this boy. Morro isn't afraid to argue with Wu on certain things regarding Lloyd. Morro becomes the big brother to Lloyd whom he always wanted in his own life.

Islands, Seabound, and Crystallized: Oh boy, this will be fun because technically all three of these COULD have been connected to Morro (Islands and Seabound DEF were and Crystallized SHOULD HAVE BEEN). Anyways, I kill off Morro at some point in either Master of the Mountain (which I would LOVE to do the most because Cole at this point is one of the closest Ninja to Morro and it would HURT HIM SO FUCKING BAD, and be more of a driving force for his character arc), Islands, or Seabound to make it easy on myself plot-wise BUT he gets resurrected by Harumi in Crystallized because this dumb bitch thinks that just because he used to be a villain means she can convince him to become a villain again. Morro becomes a double spy.

Euphrasia?: Her element in the show is white. Morro's is green. She's not the new Elemental Master of Wind, she's the fucking Elemental Master of AIR and I will stick by that. Even canonically, I refuse to acknowledge it. If I get far enough as writing for Dragons Rising, I will definitely give Euphrasia and Morro a sibling dynamic.

Anyways! Yeah! This is but a preview of what my Resdemption-AU has to offer. If anyone wants to hear more about it, I could talk about it for FUCKING hours.

Oh!!! And I want to give credit to @sunfloraas because I took A LOT of inspiration from her Morro design because it's that good!!!

[jordaninthevalley]

Mushroom Cave vs Fruit Bat Cave

I've rewritten this post like four seperate times to the point i thought I had already posted it BUT I have not! Lucky ducky me!

I have been curious about which cave is technically better, especially since I see a lot of people are deadset on it being the fruit bat cave when I am a mushroom cave defender, so I am going to compare the two here!

What is the cave that you normally pick when you start a new save?

Divider Credit

Mushroom Cave

Pros:

Six boxes + A dehydrator

Spawns mushrooms even if theyre out of season

Spawns Common Mushroom, Red Mushroom, Purple Mushroom, Chanterelle and Morel

Helpful for Fall Foraging Bundle, Dye Bundle, Exotic Foraging Bundle, and Field Research Bundle

Helpful for crafting Life Elixir and Fall Seeds (and in turn, tea saplings)

Helpful for cooking Fried Mushroom, Tom Kha Soup, and Stir Fry

Purple Mushroom is a loved gift for the Wizard

Can make dehydrated mushrooms

Isn't obsolete after growing fruit trees

For sure produces every other day

You can customize your cave without risk of it

Helpful for three quests, all three reoccuring

Helpful for 9 unique fishpond quests, 11 total, which are as follows:

Common Mushroom: 2-3 from Bullhead, Largemouth Bass, Midnight Carp or Woodskip

Red Mushroom: 2-3 from Catfish, Spookfish or Woodskip

Purple Mushroom: 2-3 from Catfish, Rainbow Trout, Spook Fish, or Super Cucumber

Cons:

Mushrooms are always normal quality, even with Botanist Profession

Harvesting Mushrooms doesn't award any foraging XP

Other Areas Mushrooms Can Spawn:

Common Mushroom: Fall Season, Fall Seeds, Secret Woods in Spring and Fall, and Tapping a Mushroom Tree

Red Mushroom: The Mines, Secret Woods in Summer and Fall, and Tapping a Mushroom Tree

Purple Mushroom: The Mines, Tapping a Mushroom Tree in Summar and Fall

Chanterelle: Secret Woods in Fall

Morel: Secret Woods in Spring

Total Number of Pros: 16 Total Number of Cons: 2 Difference: 14 points

Fruit Bat Cave

Pros:

Can spawn up to 50 fruit.

Spawns fruit even if they're out of season

Spawns Cherrys, Pomegranate, Peach, Apple, Orange, Spice Berry, Apricot, Wild Plum, Blackberry, and Salmonberry

Helpful for Artisan Bundle, Enchanter's Bundle, Fodder Bundle, Summer Foraging Bundle, and Fall Foraging Bundle

Helpful for crafting Summer Seeds and Fall Seeds

Helpful for cooking Cranberry Candy, Fruit Salad, Plum Pudding and Blackberry Cobbler

Provides Loved Gifts for Elliott (Pomegranate), Robin (Peach), and Gus (Orange)

Can make wine, jelly, and dried fruits

Fruit can be of any quality

You benefit from the botanist profession and the gatherer profession

You earn foraging XP

Helpful for 4 quests (3 reocurring)

Cons:

Cannot customize cave as that reduces the amount of tiles where the fruit can spawn, even if it is crafted flooring.

After growing fruit trees it becomes, essentially, obsolete. Especially with the green house.

Not collecting fruit reduces the amount of fruit that can spawn overnight. For example if you have no fruit there is a 48% chance of NO new fruit spawning, but if you have ten fruit in it that chance raises to 54%

Not used in any fish pond quests

No guarentee that fruit will spawn overnight.

Other Areas Fruit Can Spawn:

Cherry: Cherry Tree in Spring (year round in greenhouse)

Apricot: Apricot Tree in Spring (year round in greenhouse)

Peach: Peach Tree in Summer (year round in greenhouse)

Orange: Orange Tree in Summer (year round in greenhouse)

Pomegranate: Pomegranate Tree in Fall (year round in greenhouse)

Apple: Apple Tree in Fall (year round in greenhouse)

Salmonberry: Bushes throughout the valley on days 15-18 in Spring.

Blackberry: Bushes throughout the valley on days 8-11 in Fall, Fall Seeds (growin in fall or year round if planted in Greenhouse)

Spice Berry: Foraging in Summer, Summer Seeds (grown in summer or year round if planted in Greenhouse)

Wild Plum: Foraging in Fall, Fall Seeds (grown in fall or year round if planted in Greenhouse)

Total Number of Pros: 12 Total Number of Cons: 5 Difference: 7 points

[bloodpen-to-paper]

DSMP Finale Things that make me feel like I'm back at the Beginning

-Tommy's checklist, especially finishing his base with Tubbo

-Shroud set free

-Zombo the Second cured and set free by Eret and Tubbo years after they first caught it

-George sleeping through most of the event (but being there for the End)

-Tommy banning Dream, specifically by tricking Sam into giving him Op

-Tommy blowing up the hotel (with Sam rigging it up for him)

-Eret fixing all their old builds/restoring all their stolen beacons

-"I don't give a fuck about Spirit" speech throwback

-Tommy and Tubbo revealing what's in how to sex (the first volume) and it being the most stupidly funny thing ever

-Tubbo and Sam visit the ocean monument where they first met

-Tubbo and Eret jungle base visit where they became friends

-Tommy and Dream walking the prime path

-Punz finding his house griefed after being inactive for months

-Prime farming

-Huge donos

-Accidental media share opening up on Tommy's stream

-Dream respawning in the prison because he forgot he set his respawn there

-Puffy giving people (Antfrost) weednip

-Eret museum visit, appreciating it and walking through memory lane

-Hannah got her elytra back

-Philza doing hardcore while important DSMP stuff is happening

-Chat hoppers in Philza's chat telling him to go on the DSMP

-Philza telling them to fuck off

-Hannah on the cake path

-Tubbo trying to visit Michael, raging when he can't find Michael, and Sam finding Michael in Ranboo's base after Tubbo already left

-Visiting Techno's base

-Catmaid Antfrost skin

-Oogway visit (and people messing with the item frames)

-Punz, Sam and Tubbo trying to get Hannah's elytra

-Boomer roasting people

-Foolish build appreciation

-Seapeekay getting a part in the museum

-Mentions of El Targay and McPuffy's

-Eggpire site visit

-Visiting Alyssa's builds

-Bass boosted go pros and autotune shenanigans

-Tommy failing an MLG bucket clutch

-Dream spawn killing Tommy to the disc music while Tubbo defends him and saying he wants the discs (throwback)

-Church Prime

-Hannah's frog statue

-Puffy's builds being destroyed as collateral damage

-Everyone freaking out over George joining

-Callahan joining and immediately leaving

-Group dance session

-Punz smack talking people on instinct

-Ponk asking people for food cause he never has any

-Sam being stacked with everything everyone needs

-Hbomb innuendos

-Maidbomb mentions

-Skephalo jokes

-No one being prepared to go to the end and having to get ready in a rush

-Peeople getting lost on the nether highways and taking wrong turns

-People getting pushed out of the portals when there's too many trying to fit in at the same time

-"I WAS HERE"

-Everyone forgetting to bring ender eyes for the End Portal

-Callahan summoning withers in the end

-George continuously dying to endermen

-Tubbo killing the enderdragon and respawning at world spawn

-Bad staying on brand and wanting the enderdragon egg

-Tubbo and Tommy on a bench, listening to discs and watching the sunset

-Warden Sam and Prisoner Dream moment

-Techno's temple in the New World

-Skeppy joining after all the action already happened

-Sharing screenshots, secrets and final thoughts

-Puffy, Bad, Sam and Eret visiting all the sites and reminiscing

-o7

[jbirdbirdbird]

i could talk about these for HOURS, they're all my effects pedals!! i haven't fully tapped into all of them but i've been doing a lot of recording lately so i'll probably make some pretty noises with all of them some day in the near future :>

the first picture's order is all wonky because that's the order i have the pedals in the chain

1. EHX' Mel-9 (Mellotron emulator)

2. Alexander Pedals' Defender (OD/DST/FZ)

3. TC Electronic's Grand Magus (RAT similar)

4. Behringer's Noise Reducer (i use mostly as a mute when tuning)

5. TC Electronic's Afterglow (chorus)

6. Donner's Mod Square II (16 modulation in a mini casing)

7. TC Electronic's Hall of Fame 2 (digital reverb)

8. EHX' Oceans 12 (dual digital reverb/delay)

9. homemade JHS Little Black Box copy (1 setting buffer)

---not on the board---

10. TC Electronic's Sub'n'Up (octave)

11. Proco's RAT (distortion/fuzzish?) this one gets put back on the board every now and the

12. Dunlop's Crybaby (wah-wah)

13. Danelectro's Dan-Echo (echo/delay)

14. Joyo's Wow-Wah (auto-wah)

15. Donner's Echo Square

16. BOSS' ODB-3 (bass overdrive) i use this a lot when i play bass :)

17. BOSS' LMB-3 (bass limiter/enhancer)

18. BOSS' RBF-10 (rack mount flanger)

19. Danelectro's EStudio Honeytone E-15 (my dad's headphone amp from the mid-late '90s, not really a pedal but it can sorta be)

secret 20. 1-Spot Pro (power supply under the board, also not really a pedal but it's essential for the rig)

the shoegazer tap dancing on all those thangs

[evilwriter37]

If you could give One thing from the modern world to each of the Dragon Riders (assume it would somehow still work), what would you give each of them? (Add Viggo, Dagur, Heather and/or Stoick if you want)

(Trying to say something other than a phone, because that's been answered by @ashleybenlove. [Good answer, by the way]. Let's try it.)

Hiccup - A Go Pro. I want to see this man's dragon stunts on YouTube.

Astrid - Glasses! She needs them after that temporary blindness in RTTE.

Fishlegs - I would give this man a garden hose. He would have so much fun watering his plants with it.

Snotlout - Nail polish. He's a diva through and through and would probably like it in secret.

Ruffnut - NSFW, but she would love a vibrator.

Tuffnut - A joint. Literally. I would just give this man some marijuana to smoke.

Viggo - Not exactly modern, but I feel like he'd enjoy a typewriter. If not that, then Microsoft Word.

Dagur - A guitar, specifically bass. Thinking of @goldenslumbersketchbook's punk AU, and I think he would love one.

Heather - A motorcycle. She's a bit of a dare devil and would probably get a rush from riding one.

Stoick - Hm... Probably wood burning tools so that he can add even more detail to his wood carvings.

Thank you for asking! This was a lot of fun to think about! Glad I finally sat down and did it!

[bleachbleachbleach]

That Time the 9th Division Revolutionized Gotei Dining

When I think about what I most want to see Bleach characters doing, it is either admin, eating, or the most depraved crimes imaginable. And when I think about how I want food to work in the Gotei, my guiding light is what I think would be the most fun. Generally, this means I think the Gotei should be run like a Girl Scout camp.

In general, my headcanon is that:

Like everything else within divisions, how food works really depends on the Division's particular whimsy. But in most divisions, there's a kaper chart and every week you're assigned to a chore in addition to whatever it is shinigami do all day: cooking, various forms of cleaning, etc. (Some divisions choose to outsource much of this to the pros at the 4th.) If you're deployed into the Rukongai hinterlands or the Living World, your kaper duties are either replaced by similar duties within your deployment group, or you're wandering around the Living World solo like some kind of contestant on Alone.

When you're on cooking duty, your group decides what you're capable of cooking in bulk, within budget. This might mean the same rice and soup every meal every day of the week if you get a cooking crew that's not into it. Others are more excited about cooking and sharing things they like. Matsumoto's tenure in the kitchen pre-VCship is somewhat legendary for its inventiveness. Usually, every meal there's just the one option, but some divisions offer a Set Meal A and B, and some have specialties that persist regardless of which shinigami are specifically in the kitchen.

Shinigami usually eat at their own mess halls in their division, but depending on where their duties take them or how far they're willing to travel, they can eat at other divisions for a fee.

These mess halls are separate from the various restaurants in Soul Society, though the restaurants are pricey. (The mess halls aren't FREE per se; you just don't have to pay when you go because a portion of your paycheck is automatically held back for meals. You're paying whether you eat there or not.)

Then there's the 9th. The 9th under Kensei, and then Tousen, and then Kensei again. By Kensei's tenure, the 9th was already well on its way to sub-specializing in multiple ways throughout the division--there's people doing stints in the SC editorial office, people specializing in field assignments in Team Muguruma. And then there's the 9th Division canteen, staffed by shinigami who still work their normal shinigami duties, but work primarily in the kitchens. They've gotten REALLY good at it.

But it's kind of a best-kept secret, because this is what the 9th Division mess hall looks like from the outside:

After being charmed by the incredible curb appeal of the 9th Division mess hall, you walk in and there's a whole wall with different meals you can order, cafeteria-style.

Each has a little slip of paper with the name of your meal and the price!

The "Stamina Don" is a very popular choice for lunching shinigami.

Once you've made your choice, you take it to the shinigami working at the order window:

And when your order is yelled out, you come back to the front and pick up your meal on a tray and grab whatever utensils and toppings you need. As pictured here, Soul SocieTV is playing nonstop in the 9th Mess Hall.

After your meal, you can enjoy some tea on these very Soul Society Approved couches:

Always the sort to embrace idiosyncrasy, the 9th Division mess hall is the only place in all of Soul Society that stocks these elegant Jesus mugs (so they know that you stole it, should a patron happen to "accidentally" walk off with one).

They also stock copies of the SC for your reading pleasure. This edition is extolling the wonderment that is "Smallmouth Disneyland," the Seireitei's annual bass fishing competition.

The 9th likes to keep all of this on the DL, because it's *amazing* that there's a mess in the Seireitei with dedicated cooks (well, their official employment is a 25/75, with 75% cooking and 25% Shinigami Stuff), and so many different options to choose from at every meal, and they don't want it too get too crowded/so popular as to be unsustainable.

Still, there's a small cabal of non-9th division folks in the know (Hisagi's Friends, mostly. Minus Matsumoto), which the 9th is fine with because their patronage = additional revenue for the mess hall, but overall it's probably the only secret in the history of Soul Society anyone has been able to keep successfully.

Ironically, this mess hall is also where Aizen, Tousen, and Ichimaru held a lot of their after-hours secret planning meetings.

[on-or-off-work-love-balance]

Found info from the "TOP SECRET" character file included with the Limited Edition On or Off release, from A1's personal Postype website!

We unfortunately did not get Limited Edition items with the English language books, so this has just been translated from Google.

https://a1keep.postype.com/post/8984281

Name: Kang Dae-hyung

Age: 38

Birthday: August 2 (Leo)

Blood type: AB

Height: 190cm

Affiliation & Position: Director of SJ Group

Family Relations: Parents, older brother

Hobbies & Specialties: Weight training, snowboarding, surfing (not much fun), bass guitar (turned to guitar in college)

Ideal Type: Someone who is respectable and cool

Favorite Food: Well-cooked food with meat as the main ingredient. (Aeseong Hall Suyuk, Korean beef omakase, sirloin, etc.)

Favorite Movie: Not Favorited

Favorite music: Jazz, 80s~90s rock

MBTI : ISTJ

What I'm concerned about these days: CEO Ahn Yi-young

Bu-meok (I've never eaten sweet and sour pork with the sauce separated, except when I was young, so I don't have the concept of bu-meok and meok. Follow Ahn Yi-young's wishes) / Jajangmyeon / Chicken / Cola / Noodles

iPhone PRO MAX 2 / TOM FORD Tuscan Leather / Benz E Class (company car)

Name: Ahn Yi-young

Age: 23

Birthday: October 4 / Libra

Blood type: A

Height: 175cm

Affiliation & Position: Insa University Department of English / CEO Team Synco

Family Relations: Parents

Hobbies & Specialty: Going to coin karaoke with friends, singing, drawing dolls, presenting

Favorite Movies: Marvel series, Disney movies (especially animation)

Favorite music: K-POP (I also like old songs)

MBTI : ESFP

What I'm concerned about these days: Director Kang Dae-hyung

Dipping Meok / Jajangmyeon / Chicken / Cider / Noodles

iPhone 6S / TOM FORD Vanille Fatale / Bus Favorite

[disfordevineaux]

love the headcanons, but i have a question- how can ACME have sponsors and still be secretive? do the sponsors know what ACME actually is??

I like to think that's the total irony of it. Cheif makes a big song and dance about the importance of anonymity to all her staff yet has Bass Pro Shop brand dust covers for her helicopters. Hide in plain sight kinda deal. But to be serious, I just know she lies out if her ass with everything that she's got about what ACME really is. Probably tells em all it's an advertising firm or a real estate agency. Biggest swindler in all of history.

[vonbaghager]

why the fuck does cabelas make it so fucking hard for their employees to log in and look at their god damn fucking schedule 

you need to log in to workday, which requires 2-fucking-factor authentication so you also need a phone on you or open another tab to check your email

then if you want to see your hours? you have to go to a separate website linked inside the first, enter in a second password

oh and both passwords change every 90 days

no you can’t change them from home, you need to come into the store and get them changed. fuck yourself. piss your pants.

what national secrets is fucking bass pro shop hiding that requires this much god damn annoying-ass security

[findingroleplays]

🌙 howdy all, i am formally re-entering my marauders/harry potter phase like a debutant returning to the ball scene. 23, nb, in the cst timezone looking for another 20+ roleplayers to write their sirius black against my remus lupin. anti-jkr, pro-fanon tomfoolery. some general plot ideas i have bellow:

standard hogwarts shenanigans. relationship build-up, lots of angst and character building as they both navigate adolescence and a budding queer relationship. very sweet, very hurt-comfort filled. 

lie low at lupins. i want to see those old men kiss and remember what it feels like to love/be in love. re-learning what it was like to be remus-and-sirius rather than the werewolf and the convict. also lots of potential for angst. 

the marauders become hogwarts professors. a very silly au where they have to balance both their personal and professional lives, which is very difficult when you are not very professional in the first place.

generic sports au. be that hockey/skating, basketball, volleyball, etc. i’ve seen these popping up all over tiktok and they itch the part of my brain that’s still in its pretty boy anime phase.

band au. remus is the stoic bass player while sirius is the show-stopping frontman type? my dream. relationship hiding, potential jealousy plots, and some funky little outfit inspos. this plot is all about the vibes.

spiderman!remus au. secret identities, fearing for each others’ safety, and a mandatory upside-down smooch. this one can either take the traditional mj/spidey route or have that deadpool/spiderman element. blending the franchises as a treat.

college/coffee-shop au. let barista remus have some weird chemistry with the one guy who comes into this prestigious university’s starbucks every night. the contrast between the trust fund baby vs the scholarship student. a tale as old as time. v legally blonde.

generic muggle-born au. this is the vaguest option, but i do like the potential for social media-based stuff. maybe they attended the same all-boys school ala dead poets society or work shitty jobs near each other. maybe we go the historical fiction route, who knows. this one is vague, but an option.

and i’m open to many more! if there’s something you’re absolutely dying to write, i’m open to that too. as for the more formal stuff, i’m a literate/novella writer. however, i’m open to more experimental styles like letters or text messages. nsfw friendly for 18+ characters. plotting is one of my favorite parts of roleplaying. as you can probably tell, i’m very chatty and i would prefer if my partner kind of matches that energy. love love love sharing headcanons, swapping pinterest boards, and creating playlists. i am primarily a discord writer, so if this is something you might be interested let me know by liking this post. i’ll reach out as soon as possible!! 

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